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Song: EeKuM Poked Me In The Eye
Album: ---
Comments:
- Music from the instrumental of "Dr.Dre - What's the Difference"
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo
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Lyrics for EeKuM Poked Me In The Eye
Verse 1:
Hi everybody Im Weebo
This is the story of Eekum and his finger/
One night an evening he followed me
Tried to touch G spot like a horny goat humper, let go of me/
He laughed and smiled at me while lifting his finger
I must a had too much liquor cuz this shit seemed kinda weirder/
Than when Cutler made me shake my naked but in Lobby
Making muffler noises till I ached and begged for momy/
He started to extend his finger, he looked liked monster
An alien imposter like Russel Crowe who stole and oscar/
I screamed Oh my God his finger as big as my penis
Atleast six inches long I cant believe im seeing this/
I shouted look at the fellow behind you, he took a peek
I turned and ran face first to slam into a 4 door sedan/
Fell landed on some nomad wandering lamb
That got mad, bit my ankles and took a shit on my hand/
Meantime Eekum recovered and pointed his finger at my head
I shouted, "Here, take this lamb as a sacrifice instead!"/
I don’t think he agreed though, cuz he said something like "YOU’RE
MY BREAD!"
I was like what the fuck? uh oh Im definitely dead/
He paused a moment and took out a nail clipper
Snippity snap snip snap he went then mumbled some shit between my
whimpers/
This was my opportunity to split, kicked him in the chin and ran
quick
He said "wait we need to make love muffin and record it!"/
The sick fuck chased me for sixteen blocks till my legs quit
Stood on me with one foot and said Weebo this is it/
I said you cant rape me my prostate was ate by a fish when I was a
baby,
Go ahead bitch, ill bite you and give you rabies/
Chorus:
Eekum poked me in the eye, he poked me in the eye he poked me in the
eye, this I cant deny/
I’ll forever wonder why Eeekum poked me in the eye, poked me in the
eye, poked me in the eye/
Eekum poked me in the eye, he poked me in the eye, I swear he did it
he has no alibi/
Eekum poked me in the eye, he poked me in the eye, its all swelled
up and im gonna cry/
Verse 2:
Ummm ok, could you believe this, an eyeball rapist,
I stood up pissed, swung my fists in circles but couldn’t see shit/
I heard a kitty meow to the left, that must be where he went now
Turned. Then got hit by a finger in my right eyebrow/
Im under attack, to many fingers to fight back
Threw my pack of bus schedules at him then picked up a dumpster
lamp/
Thought it was a cellphone, fuck the police they wont talk back
So I spat in Eekums face till he slapped me with finger wack/
If I gotta loose an eye freak, you gotta die Eek,
Revenge is gonna be sweet so you better retreat now geek/
I heard the shuffle of feet movin towards the street,
My luck looked like it finally changed, what a torturous treat/ I’m
gonna find that bitch and torch both of his feet,
Bury him beneath his porch so in the future we never meet/
I saw a glimpse of light through the swells of my eyes
Looks like im starting to get my vision back I realized/ (chorus)
Verse 3:
What a little weasel who gets pleasure from poking people
Threw me in a pool and bashed me off the head repeatedly with a
noodle/
I emerged with a big smile on my face,
Eekum Eekum looks like you made your first mistake/
You see that water was so cold, the swelling from your second poke
Seems to have been soaked up, you better run for your life fruit
cup/
I chased him with a lawn chair while neighbours gathered to stare
Tossed it in the air, missed and hit a guy on a bike, sorry over
there/
Don’t run Eekum, we can talk about this
I’ll make you famous on the news when they talk about your
disapearance/
Quit wasting time, it’ll only take two minutes
you’ll be finished and then we’ll all get back to regular business/
He finally turned to face me and said “You don’t understand Weeby
I love you, hold still while I take out my weeny” /
I kicked him like a foot castration, successful operation
He fell with his nuts split and lost all sensation/
He started to turn green, this must be a dream
I started to scream picked up a broken bottle and stabbed him in the
spleen /
He didn’t even bleed, ate a pumpkin and started to spit seeds
Looks like God is making me pay for all my bad deeds/
He smiled and said this last poke is gonna crush you
I lay still a moment and thought to myself, what should I do?/
Light bulb lit, I decided to fight for life full
extended my fingers and began to poke like a rifle / (Chorus 2)
Chorus 2:
I poked Eekum in the eye, I poked him in the eye I poked him in the
eye, this I cant deny/
I’ll forever wonder why I poked Eekum in the eye, poked him in the
eye, poked him in the eye/
I poked Eekum in the eye, I poked him in the eye, I swear I did it I
have no alibi/
I poked Eekum in the eye, I poked him in the eye, its all swelled up
and he’s gonna cry/
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