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Song: The ARC Virus
Album: The ARC Soundtrack
Comments:
- Music from the instrumental of "Eminem and Dr.Dre - Guilty Conscience"
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo
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Lyrics for The ARC Virus
Son this program I installed says nipples a lot
What kind of porn is this, everyones bitchin at me non
stop!/
OMG its like I put your mom on the desktop!
Help me, how do I uninstall, before I get caught?/
Calm down dawg, that dude Shrink, you can just put him on
mute
He'll never bother you again, all he can do now is shoot/
<But he never hits me>, thats the point, he's a fruit
Don't let him scare you away just cause he says your cute/
<Haha look that guys called Grap Nut>, Yeah he grabs butt
He's the anal invaders mascott, skillwise he's in last spot/
<Why's he talk with caps lock?> He's only Eight with a
laptop
just learning to whack off non stop with his Shift key on
top/
<So whose this Weebo typing to me?> Thats me idiot
I started this in 96', before missles when we threw sticks/
I wrote the ARC scripts, Im part of ARC's best cliques
I'm popular with nips, Im on all the top 10 lists/ (Umm. no
you're not)
I've seen the skits, even your newbie temper tantrum fits
Ive witnessed admins give lots of little kids kicks/
I've seen ViperX pissed ever since he quit clits
Licking licorice sticks while watching male gymnasticks/
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Chorus:
I got magnets in my laser tips, You can ride in laggers
ships,
You can try to split, you're still gonna feel hits, /
I got pockets filled with clips, You can packet loss in
bits,
I got memory sticks, I'll pop you just like real nips/
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Verse 2:
<You been around ARC a long time huh son?>
Someone get this guy outta here, God! this is my song!/
You're not my dad, you look like Emir but with pants on
Ahhhhhh keep 'em on, oh my god you're wearing a tampon!/
Go bother Hanson, they need fans more than I do
Im way to handsome with a mind complex like R-2 who?/
Me too I D-2 when I got B and you both D-I-E
Better luck next L-I-F-E, M-E-D!/
When I come to flag you better grab your bags n' money
I said put your hands up before I frag you dummy/
Aint no second chances, crap your pants and hold your tummy
Its time to say goodbye, come here, flushy flushy/
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Verse 3:
I play with this game more than I do with my privates
Theres no shame in suffering the ARC virus /
Everybody looks for me when they need guidance
Looking for skill, Im right here! Open your eye lids/
I was in -EF-, you seen that lineup? It was theft
We stole games so fast the league had to implement an extra
ref/
We wreckt every enemy in every series we swept
Our 2nd line was the only group to make us break a swet/
CA-oo-T was the next troop for whom I was to shoot
Trashin clans so bad we had to buy a blue bin to not
pollute/
Attention! News scoop, CAoT gave Zulu their playoff boot
We get to w00t, everbody else get ummm... kap00t/
And theres C-a-D to the F we're the best
we dont got Iginest, thank God for his merciness/
Every button pressed is another nipple less
Our skill is on a shelf too high for you to test/
We hit the Tiny Bubbles farting on em under water
Every Pink Bunny knows we hop a little farther/
Aint no way to catch us, better run or join the slaughter
If your not my friend, try harder, Im the ARC God Father/
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