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Song: Astroks Pants
Album: The ARC Soundtrack
Comments:
- Music instrumental/beat produced by Weebo using Magix Music Maker
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo
[Click here to download Astroks Pants]
Lyrics for Astroks Pants
[Weebo as Narrator]
Two girls, one man from Michigan,
Born in Jacksonville, this is the fantasy of him/
With Sonique and Fleece naked beneath sheets,
Each with squeezed nipples between teeth when bodies meet/
See the girls kind of know eachother,
So why not meet one another all ladies need a lover/
No matter that he couldn’t get a virgin on the beach,
For 6 years, all he got was a kiss on the cheek/
Joined the Navy to defend his country,
Agreed to dance nude if the girls watched him pee/
According to him, his most notable skill,
Is mackin’ sandwiches, apparently it gives him a thrill/
His name is Astrok, he’s 6’1 with dark brown hair,
Apparently he only wears blue underwear/
Turnin’ 21 on February second,
When I mentioned goats he thought of SN/
[Weebo as Astrok] Three nipples, yeah, let's party tonight/
Ear nibbles, Yo, Lumber, turn off the light/
[Weebo as Lumber] I got it Ast now take off your pants
Common baby, wiggle that ass/
[Weebo as Astrok]
I got all these fantasies and plans
Everybody wants my pants, I know it, common, they're Astroks
pants/
When they're on the clothes line, I see everyone sneak a
glance
They're Astroks pants, why don't the ladies wanna dance/
[Lum] You really think your gonna have a threesome with
Sonique and Fleece?!
[Ast] Dude, I got Astroks pants, here lets ask Weeb what he
thinks/
WEEEBO~!
[Weebo as Weebo] Alright, you want my opinion, here we go
Well, about this fantasy, it’s reality I don’t see,
See I know you still wanna touch Goose on the neck
romantically/
Besides, why you involving me in these personal things
constantly
I told you the other day, you'll get 2 ladies when you win
the lotery/
And quit talking to me about sweaty hockey players from
Detroit
I'd much rather go back to playing musical lasers with Poik/
I'm really happy though you reside far away in Bahrain,
That way we wont ever have to meet in person for you to
explain/
why your pants have the power to get you in a threesome
Especially when your out driving around in a Nissan/
Its kinda creepy you telling me on ARC that your voice is
awesome
Now I know for real I don't ever wanna meet in person/
And Im really really glad you wanna lear to play the trumpet
I just hope its not cuz you couldn't afford a doll to hump
wit/
[Weebo as Astrok]2x
I got all these fantasies and plans
Everybody wants my pants, I know it, common, they're Astroks
pants/
When they're on the clothes line, I see everyone sneak a
glance
They're Astroks pants, why don't the ladies wanna dance/
Common Weebo, you gotta help me out
[Weebo as Weebo] alright, alright
Astrok, the real problem here is that you need Weebo's pants
Then you wont need to peek in windows or climb your
neighbours fence/
Now I know you like the exercise, but you really really
scare people
Sometimes you need to chill and drop the binoculars for a
little/
And you gotta stop just walking into peoples houses
People find it creepy when there's footprints on their
couches/
And I don't care if you think its sweet to give a girl a
flower
You still gotta wait till she comes out the shower/
And quit trying to recruit all the women arcers
I hear because of you, Liberator went and got some knockers/
And its not very nice to write on people with permanent
markers
Even if they say you'll never have a threesome and your
heart hurts/
[Weebo as Astrok]
Hold still!
[Weebo as Weebo]
Yo, put it down and chill out, lets talk about your histroy
You found ARC thanks to a chat with THE on IRC, who's he?/
[Weebo as Astrok]
He's one of them little people that live under bridges
[Weebo as Weebo]
Wow, just like Meth who says they're all his pet pigeons!/
[Weebo as Astrok]yeah!
So you think if we trade pants I might have a chance?
[Weebo as Weebo]
Yeah, with my pants you wont be a spectator watching from
the stands/
Chorus:2x
[Weebo as Astrok]
I got all these fantasies and plans
I've been told nobody wants my pants, even though they're
Astroks pants/
When they were on the clothes line, I swear everyone would
glance
Now I got Weebo's pants, the ladies still won't dance/
[Weebo as Weebo]
Im gonna be rich, thanks to my plans
Nobody wants my pants, they all want Astroks pants/
I put them up on ebay, everybody is bidding on these pants
Im gonna make a fortune and then all the ladies will wanna
dance/
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