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You're Such a Newb

Song: You're Such a Newb
Album: The ARC Soundtrack

Comments:
- Music from the instrumental of "Gloria Gaynor - I will Survive"
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo
- Song inspired by a forum discussion started by Domey titled, Some people take gaming to serious. Domey thought it would be a good idea to take shots at Cutler; this song is a summary of the un-told story!


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Lyrics for You're Such a Newb

This is dedicated to my clan

At first I was mad, you weren't banned
Kept thinkin' how great it'll be without you in my clan
I spent oh so many nights thinking how you did us wrong
Without you we grew strong
We were happy you were gone/

And now you're back, you hypocrite
I just walked in to find you here, already back to talking shit?
Try and understand, you quit,
We were never bitches, you split
We dont want you back, not for one second, thats final, that's it/

What's with this post? A public Cutler attack?
You really expect our whole crew not to come and bite you back?
You're fucking with our family,
You're as mature as anyone in Calamity
You're such a newb, yeah you, that's right, im talking to you Domey/

You're such a slut, cuz your nipple will always suck
Aint no telling how long it'll take for you to finally grow up
We never even wanted you
We wanted Toshi and MaGe in our crew
You were lucky we merged because we would never have recruited you/


Chorus:

You're such a newb, oh Domey you're such a newb
You're skills have been stripped, and now you're playing ARC nude
You're such a newb, oh you're such a newb
You little clan hopping punk, don't you cry its a crime that we don't like you/


So about that post, you're really such a disgrace
We've always kept shit private, we never rubbed nothing in your face
Like how we gave you a shot that you blew
How we were better without you
How you ended up nothing without us and wanted back in, well fuck you/

This is why Cutler won't even talk to you
Its a waste of time, you behave so lame and show no respect to
You always thought you were the shit
Acted like our clan depended on it
Your head was swelled up so big, you wanted us to all yell "omg please dont quit!"

See it was never about you moving on
You had a problem with a member and wanted us to take action
You never wanted to work shit out
It had to be done your way or you were out
You tried making members pick sides, you tried to turn us inside out/

Now you're mad that we don't like you
When we didn't boot nobody, you tried to un-merge the clan in two/
Is that what you call loyalty?
Is that your commitment and maturity?
You're a big cry baby, a newbie who wanted to be treated like royalty/


Chorus:

You're such a newb, oh Domey you're such a newb
You're skills have been stripped, and now you're playing ARC nude
You're such a newb, oh you're such a newb
You little clan hopping punk, don't you cry its a crime that we don't like you/

You're such a newb, oh Domey you're such a newb
You're skills have been stripped, and now you're playing ARC nude
You're such a newb, oh you're such a newb
Our clan has always been stable and united and you tried to break it in two/

You're such a newb, oh Domey you're such a newb
We thought you had potential, but everyone makes a mistake or two
You're such a newb, but hey thats old news
You wanted others to follow you, you wanted us to break, but we stuck like glue, cuz we're not like you/


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