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Lag Newbie

Song: Lag Newbie
Album: The ARC Soundtrack

Comments:
- Music instrumental/beat produced by Weebo using Magix Music Maker and Fruityloops
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo


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Lyrics for Lag Newbie

Weebo:

Temper Temper Drast your causin’ a rage draft
Your good days are passed now your skills are half/
Sayin’ I’m warmin’ the bench, that dagger was sharp,
I’m still bleedin’ inside tryin’ to forget that remark/
But why call me a lagger, that wasn’t very smart,
Maybe you just upset I ripped you apart/
I hope your happy now you’re my enemy,
What do you want from me? I’ll never let you be the end of me/
You want me to retire or call you a liar, obviously im a lagger,
but that shits got nothing to do with why I’m a flagger/
My modem I shoulda sold him to avoid the burden,
Of people dissin’ my skill when I leave ‘em burnin’/
This lag BTW makes it harder for me to play
Each and every day all I really want is for it to go away/
My twenty eight point eight simply can’t hold weight,
It doesn’t change that I’m great, jump in my oven you’re my cake baked/


Chorus:


When your feelin’ ownt, don’t yell L-A-G
That’s the sign of you bein’ a newbie/
When your smokin’ don’t spell ???(confusion)
Skill is what I’m usin’ its no illusion/


Verse 2

Weebo:

Its now my fate to eliminate you through hate,
So your career begins to shrivel and suffocate/
Im fed up with stupid remarks I love ARC,
Don’t rip my heart apart, let’s think this over and press restart/
I’m Weebo the word architect on the arc attack,
With lag in my backpack don’t lecture me bout that/
Once a newb who caused news soon a recruit too,
Blew my ass out the kettle to shoot you/
Five years later and who woulda knew,
Id settle the top with the games best crew/
You still wanna bust your nuts on me?
I’ll bury you like a squirrel at depth below sea/
Try and give death to your fellow me,
I’ll crack you in half and commit a felony/
You think I hide lag in a magical bag?
Grow up kid, I got skill, that’s why I frag/
You and your buddies the bloody bodies
Can’t compete with weak knees you wannabes/
(Chorus)


Verse 3

Weebo:

Out the holding pen I come and shoot and spray
Every which way like it’s the apocalypse today/
You say I’m lagging badly now your shooting at me blindly
Can’t find me? Last laser passed 3 feet behind me/
Whoops, bad move, your missle hit directly,
Now I’m dodging crippled, common down and get me/
Throw all you got at me while I refill,
I’ll still get the kill I’m invincible/
Your confused and think your visions blurred,
It’s absurd what just occurred I’m a power surge/
I’m superior my skill extends beyond this exterior,
I steer my saucer at your base towards the interior/
Grab the flag and stick it to my back,
Dodge a special weapons attack then finally cap/
Cause its good vs. evil lag vs. the people,
I just got cable lag was no skill I’m still capable/
Still getting the kills racking up the points
Lighting up saucers and nipples like a joint/


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