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MaGe

Song: MaGe
Album: The ARC Soundtrack

Comments:
- Music from the song "Eminem - Stan"
- Lyrics written by EeKuM, Frukka and Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo


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Lyrics for MaGe

(Chorus)
[Dido]

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


Verse 1
[Weebo as EeKum]

Dear Mage, I AIM'ed but you still ain't respondin
I left my Email, MSN pager, and ICQ Number at the bottom
I sent two PMs back in the lobby, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with my ISP or somethin
Sometimes my fat fingers are to chubby when I'm typin'
but anyways; screw it, whats been up man, hows CaDF?
EE's doing fine to, especially since I left
If I start a clan, all my members will have your picture
on their desk
I read about your friend Nano too, I'm sorry
I had a friend quit ARC over some clan that didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but your my fucking idol
I even got the screenshot with you holding up a bible
I got your pictures on my desktop, thats why I go AFK and idle
I like the duel you had with Fordus too, that shit was sweet
Anyways, your skills are l33t, write me this week,
just to speak, I'll touch your feet,
This is Eek
[Chorus]


Verse2
[Weebo as EeKum]

Dear Mage you still aint AIM'ed or PMed, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up you don't answer spams
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your server
you didn't have to,
but you coulda signed an autograph for Fiya, he's half Jew
He was in my clan to, show some respect, you were a newb to
We waited in the empty lobby for you, for two days
and you just said, "No."
Thats pretty shitty man, he has dreams of joining your crew
He wants to be just like you man, he LOVES you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being ignored cause im noob
Remember when we met in Alpha - you said if I'd PMed you
You would PM me Back, See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew Viper X neither;
He used to always cheat on ARC like ChiefX, we didnt know him either
I can relate to what ur doing in your duels
so when I have a crappy game, I daydream cause you turn me on
And I dont really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your face across my chest
Sometimes I even nade myself just to see how it feels
Its like magedrenaline, the explosion is a sudden rush for me
See, everytime you play, you frag while your teamates flag it
Knighty's jealous cuz im screamin your name 24/7
But he don't know you like i know you mage, nobody does
He don't know what it was like for ARCers like us blowing up
You gotta message me man, I'll be the biggest man you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Eek -- P.S.
You can have Knighty too
[Chorus]


Verse 3
[Weebo as EeKum]

Dear Mister - I'm-Too-Uber-To-Give-A-Damn,
This'll be the last message i ever send ur ass
Its been 2 days and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you got my last two PM's
I clicked on your name perfect
So this is my message I'm sending you, I hope you get it
I'm in the car right now, with my laptop on the freeway
Hey mage, I don't got my license, dare me to drive?
You know the song by Weebo - "EeKuM Poked Me In The Eye"
about that guy who coulda stopped EeKuM from poking
but didn't, and Frucka saw it all, and had to tell an admin?
Thats kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from medding
Now it's too late - I've got a 10000 ping now, I'm spiking
and all I wanted was a lousy email or chance to talk
I hope you know I deleted all your pictures from my desktop
I love you Mage, We coulda ARCed together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't shoot and you smoke cuz of it
And when you spawn I hope you can't move and you lag cuz of it
I hope you get Air'ed and you can't PLAY cuz of it
See Mage {screaming} shut up newb, Im trying to type!
Hey Mage, thats Knighty screaming in the trunk
But I didn't ban him, I just put him on mute, see I aint like you
Cause if he's muted he'll try and type more and end up in the pen to
Well gotta go, I hit the Ping Cap Now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this PM out?
[Chorus]


Verse 4
[Weebo as MaGe]

Dear Eek, I meant to write you sooner but I've been afk
You said I can have Knighty too, dude you must be gay..
Look, I'm really flattered you like me more than Grak
And here's an autograph for Fiya, I wrote it on this Shiva's Patch
I'm sorry I didn't see you In the lobby, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But whats this shit you said about you like to rub your nipples too?
I say that shit just clownin newb, c'mon - how desperate is you?
You got some issues eek, I think you need some practice,
to help your ass from eating bouncies off the walls when your down low.
And whats this shit about us meant to touch feet together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other.
I really think you and Knighty need each other,
Or maybe you just need to get some skill and play better.
I hope you read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time..
Before you nade yourself, I think that you'd be doin' just fine,
if you relax a little, I'm glad you idol me but Eek
Why are you so bad? Try to understand, I'm better cause I practice with my clan
I just don't want you to do some flaming shit
I seen this one shit on ARC-HQ a couple days ago that made me sick
some dude was lagging and spiked over a bridge
Knighty was in the trunk, muted, but never got to know what he did
and in the car they found a shape, they said it was really huge
Come to think about, someone that fat, it was definitely you


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