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Song: Proud ARCer
Album: The ARC Soundtrack
Comments:
- Music from the song "50 Cent - Super Mario Brothers"
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo
[Click here to download Proud ARCer]
Lyrics for Proud ARCer
[Chorus]
Yo, welcome to ARC-HQ
Spam the URL on Icq/
Do it on AIM and MSN to
Say they can play with nipples, its kinda true/
Verse 1
The names Weebo, I pop Nips better than the temp below zero
I'm the ARC Mario/
My friends don't understand though, they say im a weirdo
Cause I told them yesterday I played ARC with a guy named
Joelo/
They were like, "What? You rub your nipples with Jello"
"haha did you hear him refer to himself as Weebo"/
They're just jealous though cuz accounts are unavailable
That's the reason they say Im lame at school when I play GO/
It's also why they tackle me and lock me up in lockers
They must think its my fault they arent famous Arcers/
I shoulda given 'em the addy when I had a chance
Then I wouldn't have to skip Gym cause they steal my pants/
And throw my shoes in the showers cuz they think its funny
Well guess what, you cant play ARC and im AFK in the lobby!/
Now I'm leaving the computer lab feeling kinda cocky
Cause I Just played MadWars and got 46/3 /
So here I go, right straight up to this big ass bully
Told him to switch schools cuz he's a sucky newbie/
Thats when he started chasing me all across the lunchroom
Wasted all his specials tossing chairs and shooting Mike's
prunes/
He must of been lag shooting cuz I didn't even dodge, I went
straight like Wordman
The real life server is on LAN/
In the background I could hear the crowd start to spam
Man, don't they know my real name is Weebo not Stephan?/
That's when I heard him say, "Im gonna kill you bitch"
dun dun dun dun dun dun go go gadjet fists/
Swung them shits around like Popeye after spinach
Whooped his ass like bacteria after listerine rinsage/
Thats when I saw the lunch lady comin at me to shout
I swear he wasn't smoking, so I didn't vulch/
She told me to shut my damn mouth
I said I'll cya later bitch, GG im out/
So you see my ARC skills can solve some real problems
They taught me "have safe sex", online you dont need
condoms/
They also helped me face some fears I always worried on
Now I know If I die, in a few minutes I'll just spawn/
(mario... mario... aint as sexy as weebo, oh no, no, no!)
(Chorus)
Verse 2
So a little later the same day, I woke up from my comma,
that bully really beat my ass and made my blood spray/
Starting from the verse with Inspector Gadjet
I was already knocked out, the rest, well I imagined it/
But I aint the type to hold a grudge, I like to bounce it
Like a bouncy off the walls in Battleground till I kill
shit/
And make this mother fucker pay, I aint gonna get violent
I just wanna toss him from the towers in Castle Wars to see
how high I can get/
And before he hits the ground, I'll move the fucking floor
So he falls back up and I can toss him down some more/
Then I'll drop a building on him and make a concrete smore
Toss him in the ocean and let him explore/
This song aint good for immature little kids
So if you play ARC, turn it off and put back your lower
ribs/
What I meant to say is that we are all really really cool
Especially Goat Humper, all those posts, dude you rule!/
(... mario... aint as sexy as weebo, oh no oh no)
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