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The Goose Thing

Song: The Goose Thing
Album: Walking In Sanity

Comments:
- Music from "Rock It Productions - Beat #5"
- Lyrics written by Weebo
- Recording performed by Weebo


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Lyrics for The Goose Thing

Verse 1:

Lately Ive been talking a lot, you know im not, a stainless spot, go ahead take your best shot
Show me what you got, now you blow your friends a lot? Think your so hot cause you slut down a likkity pop/

So you like Hip-Hop? You look like Hippo Pop, You're empty in the center like a mother fucking doughnut
Do not deny Darnel begged your ass to stop, asked you to wear a mask or atleast cover your face with a sock /

I bet you had a great talk, some foreplay? I think not. You're the next Monica, that means received not
In your little bikini top, brain gone like an astronaut? When your parents hear this dont act like you in shock/

Tell your mom more lies, try to fuck with more lives, I dedicate this song to you bitch, aint that a surprise
Acting like your so wise, moving like you too wide, jelous hypocrite with red eyes, desperate for guys /

[Chorus]

Jealousy, see there's no reason, no excuse, just keep on breathin'
Privacy, see there's you peekin', hoe you a goose, just quit honkin'/

Verse 2:

You always gotta flirt? Pullin down your shirt, its not my fault if now your feelings get hurt
You're dirt, You'll never find love like Ernie and Bert, im just a jerk in reverse cause you were the jerk first/

You took friendship to worse, never shared words of remorse, theres no remedy for this curse, remember me when you get smirks,
Here come the quirks your selfishness stuck in you like forks, you earned worse, you worked evil first against me so I burst /

You flipped my "bitch squish" switch to "bitch squish" bitch with your fishy bullshit, bitch,
no you can't fix this shit
The ship is set to sink, so next time you dig a hole just think, you might go down to and become extinct/

Everytime you walkin by another Papular eclipse, body so big the light just takes off and splits
Why you telling couples love is shit you should call it quits, mind your business, idiot/
 

Verse 3:

You the Goose thing, disgusting like the smell the moo's bring, swing a mood thing, new friend every second moon thing
You the flat caboose thing, the hieynna from the Lion King, you the good for nothing lying thing/

Wanna quit givin little kids spooks? Wanna quit hurting trees when you walk on the ground near their roots? Whoops!
Wanna tell your mom she pollutes, some things are meant for trash not boots, wanna see if you get stuck in hoola hoops? Help!

Common Player dont play dumb dumb, we know you had some yum yum, so tell me wheres your loved one? Dun de dun
Don't got none! Name me one? Doh your brains numb, don't blame everyone lame dodecahedron/

You started heart ache eh bacon making shit up fakin like you give a fuck saying common break up
To everyone with someone cause you had to be the only one thats gonna get you no one/


Outro:

Next time you wanna share some opinions, dont put me in 'em, or I'll share some mine and you can expect to be in 'em
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All your ex-best-friends got boyfriends so you turned on them cause you couldn't get 100% of their attention!
Your body so jiggly big Lee, when you wiggle your tummy hits your left knee, HEEHEE!


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